Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Prostitutes Congratulate Eagles, Promise Free Sex if They Win Gold

Could this be a winning bonus for the super eagles or Nigerians at large? The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for moving on to the Quarter Finals stage of the Orange African Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013, urging them to go for gold.

In a statement issued by ANP through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis, they urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and bringing back the trophy.

Quoting from the statement, “We want to congratulate the Nigerian National team, the Super Eagles for qualifying for the next round of the competition. We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football.

Speaking further, Jessica added that the Association would declare one week of free sex if the Eagles win the trophy.

“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy,” she added.

Investigation by DailyPost revealed some members of the association are in South Africa ‘supporting’ the national team.

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